There's no home
Like no home
[Scene: Ancient Japan. Two Samurai are on IRC.]
Samu1 You know, we should make a Usenet group
for our warlord.
Samu2 Yes, I think that would bring him much honour.
Binky H3Y WH3R3 4R3 4LL TH3 CH1CKS?!?!?!? 1RC 1S K3WL.
Samu1 Sigh...
Thus was born alt.fan.warlord.
Also of note, a someone nicknamed 'Binky' met a rather untimely demise.
Nosy Parker! You had to do it, didn't you? You had to look for it,
blood, sweat, tears, the works, and now you found it - congratulations.
Big deal, I might add. Ah well. So this is it. My personal homepage. I
guess you expect some sort of egotrip here - me bragging about me being this
incredibly interesting, kind, intelligent, handsome, caring, creative
person, one whose acquantance is a thing to be carefully cherished, to
be proud to tell your offspring's offspring of.
Alas. Nothing like that. Although I am including a
not-too-sucky
picture in which I appear, since
I do feel a tad more weakharted (or less mean-spirited, if
you prefer) than usual right now. There.
I bet I'll live to regret this. Apart from that, there's nothing much to be found here, I'm
afraid (well, not afraid, actually)... except maybe for the following
tidbits:
- Have you got a date? If so, do you have
the right date?
- Elementary usenet hygiene: the Good Net-Keeping Seal of Approval.
- Guidelines for the creation of new newsgroups in the nl-hierarchy (dutch)
- Extra rants about the document above (dutch)
- A beautiful poem by Robert Frost
- Geeky stuff I've written these last couple of years
- The Twin Peaks Bedside Companion (PDF), also
available in (X-)HTML format
- Another beautiful poem, you probably know this one:
The Raven
- Have
a
cookie
please
- Wonderful art - the
TOADHEAD
Project (I love this one)
- The Rather Pointless Lists Page
- My CD collection (ObGeekEntry)
- For those infested by that hideous throat cancer commonly
known as "Dutch": the
M© (Morte Cordia) Magazine, by
Jeroen Bosch en
Marc Verbeek
- "Every day, once a day, give yourself a present", Dale said. A
nice compliment
may very well do the trick
- A code page: PGP key, GothCode, GeekCode
- Just
who are you,
anyway?